ᴛʜᴇ ғɪғᴛᴇᴇɴᴛʜ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ: ARAEL
I love how they didn’t even do it subtly. It’s just a big blurry circle like his crotch is in the witness protection program
I always said that the majority of the budget for the special fx department was used to keep Tom’s crotch family friendly.
Can you imagine if that was your whole job? A decade of training in computer effects… internships… apprenticeships… long nights… bad pizza… failed relationships because work always comes first… then land a dream job with Marvel. On your first day they point a pencil in your direction, introduce you to the room, and say, “Your job is to erase Loki’s wiener.”
"Wait… what? I thought I was going to help animate Asgard…"
"No, you’re going to de-animate this part of Asgard. And if you don’t want to do it, there’s a line around the block of computer effects pros who would love this job."
BAHAHA why did I not notice they literally erased his junk?? I’m so sorry tom/Sfx people who had to do it but that is fricking hilarious.
We only have each other. It’s just you and me. What are we gonna do?